Sex Is Excitement, or, Excitement Is Sex?

Two weeks ago, a friend of mine, G, called me up and he made plan for both of us to break fast together. I was a bit skeptical to say yes because i already made plans for my bestfriends and i. But since we haven't met for more than six months, it would be inappropriate for me to say no to his invitation. So i said yes and he told me to meet him at this restaurant in Jalan P. Ramlee. He had made reservations.

G, was a friend of mine who went to the same tuition centre. We're in the same additional mathematics class. Our mutual feelings of hatred towards our tutor made us friends. Two later became three. His girlfriend joined in the same class, and we just go crazy in that class. The three of us once got kicked out of the class. Instead of staying for another class, we went to McDonalds and Bukit Bintang. Those were the good old time. Also, there is one thing that i should tell you about G. He lose his virginity at the age of 14 with her on and off lover M. I knew her as well, and no, they're not together. He was sexually active when he turned 14, and until now, if i'm not mistaken, he would bring girls back to his house and God i don't know what activity they would be doing... Playing scribbles(don't be so coy!)i guess. So i gotta warn ya, he's a bit of a playa'.

I went to the restaurant and there he was wearing a white shirt and a black slim fit jeans, and he shaved his head already. Wow, if he wears a pink tank top and a hot pants, he is that close to be a body double for Britney Spears... Well, noo... he would look like a Thai tranny. He was so excited just seeing me and asked me all kind of things. How's life, how's campus, how's designing and shit. We had our dinner telling stories, and things that revolves around our life. The dinner was awesome and our conversation was ok, until he started talking about his sex life.
SEX. Everybody loves sex! Who doesn't?

G: You know, i went to California last two months, visited my cousin. Stayed there a coupla weeks.

Myself: Really? How was it?

G: They're Hot! I'm talkin about the chicks man! They're fucking hot! It was freakin cool and all they wear were either bikini or just a hot tank top matched with hot pants.

Myself: Ooowwhh...Seems like Katy Perry wasn't exaggerating at all about them California Girls!

G: She was not! And guess what?

Myself: What?

G: I shagged a bleach-blonde-baywatch-like babe.

Myself: Wow... That's very typical of you.

I knew he wasn't lying because from what i see, he's a ladies man. If he say that he shagged Megan Fox yesterday, i would believe him. Even in our teenage years, he was the Brad Pitt of the tuition centre.

Myself: So where did u shag these gals?

G: On the beach. It was my first time doing it on the beach.

Ok, now this guy, is CRAZY! What if he got caught making love? Wouldn't that be awful, terrifying,EMBARASSING?

Myself: How was it doing your first time on the beach?

G: It was ok. But the excitement of getting caught is just wow.

Myself: Since when ur middle name is excitement?

G: Ever since i was born! Hey, i thought u knew me.

Myself: Yeah, but i didn't know that you're into SEXCITEMENT?

G: My sex life is the greatest. You know, to me, sex is great, but sex with full of excitement is, heaven orgasm. Horny guys sometimes masturbate either by watching porn or sex webcam. But that doesn't really interest me.

Myself: How is that so?

G: Well, let's put it this way. Sex is like when u eat ice cream, but SEXCITEMENT is like playing cat and mouse. U get it? The excitement of getting caught just turns me on! Try masturbating in the bus. Its like 25% percent of what i did on the beach with that gal.

Myself: Yeah... I'll try.

So the dinner ended as my dad were calling asking where was i. He offered me a ride home but i prefer using the public transport. So i walked to the subway and i saw this couple were cuddling and kissing. I thought there should be no public display of affection here in Malaysia, but, what the hell, they're in love, so be it. They're into SEXCITEMENT.